The Chip





I'm so hungry right now. You know what I want? Some chips. But I really don't feel like getting up. ASSISTANT!! Go get me my salt and vinegar chips! Ooooo these are yummy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh the vinegar got in my eye! This vinegar is so SHARP! I think i'm gonna lose my eyeball. I'm gonna get eyeball ligma! My life is over. I can't see. My eye is gonna dissect, burn, and bubble. Oh cool there's puss. Ok so now when I go to school tomorrow i'm gonna look like the pirate gansta. I hate my life.

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