The Chip I'm so hungry right now. You know what I want? Some chips. But I really don't feel like getting up. ASSISTANT!! Go get me my salt and vinegar chips! Ooooo these are yummy! Ahhhhhhhhhhh the vinegar got in my eye! This vinegar is so SHARP! I think i'm gonna lose my eyeball. I'm gonna get eyeball ligma! My life is over. I can't see. My eye is gonna dissect, burn, and bubble. Oh cool there's puss. Ok so now when I go to school tomorrow i'm gonna look like the pirate gansta. I hate my life.
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100 WC My Bear Im am so bored right now, I have nothing to do. My life is so boring. But at least I have my best friend! His name is Max! He's my bear. I know right now your probably thinking, “Why in the world would a girl have a best friend thats not alive?” Well you see i'm not the most popular girl in school. My name is Mira! I wanna go to the park. Ok so i'm at the park. Max really loves this! Seriously we have to go already.. Ok lets go ok were home. Uh oh wheres max! I think i left him at the park. My dad said we cant go back. My best friend in gone forever.